Top Ten Things Not to Do for a Dragon’s Birthday

  1. Put Candles on a cake and make the dragon blow it out with it’s own fire
  2. Have an argument with him/her after a full stomach of hot sauce
  3. Tell the dragon they don’t get any presents
  4. Give them candles
  5. Get them a pet
  6. Teach them how to blow bubbles
  7. Make them blow up their own balloons
  8. Have a pool party, and ask them to help blow up the pool toys.
  9. Leave them unattended so you can go shopping for presents, then come back only to see the house caught on fire
  10. Buy them hot sauce

That was ten things you should never do for a dragon’s birthday

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One Response to Top Ten Things Not to Do for a Dragon’s Birthday

  1. VERY clever! How about “a fire extinguisher as a present” (might hurt his feelings!)
    xx,
    mgh
    ~~~~~
    Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, CMC, SCAC, MCC
    – ADD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder –
    (blogs: ADDandSoMuchMore, ADDerWorld & ethosconsultancynz – dot com)
    “It takes a village to educate a world!”

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